Top 3 Reasons You Should Never Own a Jack Russell Terrier (Zoomiesode)
Raising a dog isn’t for everyone. Especially if that dog is a Jack Russell Terrier! In honor of the six more weeks of winter foretold today by the venerable Punxsutawney Phil, we bring you the top 3 reasons why you should never own a Jack Russell Terrier.
Wait. Are we really telling people why they shouldn’t get a Jack Russell Terrier?
Aren’t we the “Jack Russell Parents,” a podcast dedicated to JRTs, the awesomest of all dogs?
We are and always will be the Jack Russell Parents… and yes, for the second time, this is the Top 3 list of reasons why certain people shouldn’t get a Jack.
#1 – You Like Being Stingy.
If you’re a Stingy McStingyface, you shouldn’t get a JRT because you’ll be required to share everything!
Your dinner, your bed, your favorite chair, your alone time, your play time. Every time and everything in your life, by default, will become the sole property of a Jack Russell…. LISTEN FOR MORE.
Since this is a Zoomiesode, we couldn’t bring you the whole Top 10 list. But if you have been as blessed as we are to have a Jack Russell in your life, you know that JRTs are the ride-or-die-est of any and all dog breeds…
Clearly this is all in jest… You should DEFINITELY get a Jack Russell! They’re the absolute best!!
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